Me: "You're shaving?! On a Friday morning?"
Bobby: "Yeah, I'm doing it for you."
Me: (puzzled look)
Bobby: "It's almost November, and you know what that means!"
Me: (thinking, "Ugh...yes, I do. 'No-Shave November'.")
"Ugh...no! I thought you'd forget about that."
Bobby: "Well, that just shows how ignorant you are. I invented it...why would I forget about it?!"
He's got me there.